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ACCIDENTAL
INTELLIGENCE

It’s 2139, and private investigator
Mason Truman has a problem.
A crazy AI named Miranda wants
his help stopping a conspiracy,
or humanity will be destroyed.
And he has until Saturday to do it.

ACCIDENTAL
INTELLIGENCE

It’s 2139, and private investigator Mason Truman has a problem. A crazy AI named Miranda wants his help stopping a conspiracy, or humanity will be destroyed. And he has until Saturday to do it.

GeekTells Is on Bluesky, Threads, and Post

GeekTells Is on Bluesky, Threads, and Post

Hey folks, I am on Bluesky, Threads, and Post, all @GeekTells. Twitter's poison and X's stupidity has simply spoiled it for me. Yours truly! Having gotten on Bluesky in the

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Review: ECM Tamper Station, the Espresso Accessory You Didn’t Know You Needed

Review: ECM Tamper Station, the Espresso Accessory You Didn’t Know You Needed

Check out the ECM Tamper Station, an espresso accessory I had no idea I needed until I saw it (on IG Reels, FWIW). It is my second favorite espresso accessory

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Review: Asso Dosing Funnel, Your Magnetic Espresso Grinder Savior

Review: Asso Dosing Funnel, Your Magnetic Espresso Grinder Savior

I have a favorite accessory for my espresso setup, and

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Happy New Year!

Happy New Year!

My last post was a...well, a wee bit acerbic might

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The Black Angels Announce New Album, Here’s the First Single and Video

The Black Angels Announce New Album, Here’s the First Single and Video

The Black Angels have a new album coming out! Titled Death Song, the album drops on April 21st. You can

Love Letter #8

Love Letter #8

What I would see in your eyes A world other than mine I long to know it To feel it

Whispers 4

Whispers 4

The bathroom is steamy, the mirrors fogged. I’m drying off when I see it. A large X on the medicine

GeekTells Is on Bluesky, Threads, and Post

GeekTells Is on Bluesky, Threads, and Post

Hey folks, I am on Bluesky, Threads, and Post, all @GeekTells. Twitter's poison and X's stupidity has simply spoiled it for me. Yours truly! Having gotten on Bluesky in the

August 6, 2023
Review: ECM Tamper Station, the Espresso Accessory You Didn’t Know You Needed

Review: ECM Tamper Station, the Espresso Accessory You Didn’t Know You Needed

Check out the ECM Tamper Station, an espresso accessory I had no idea I needed until I saw it (on IG Reels, FWIW). It is my second favorite espresso accessory

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Death Wish Coffee Quick Look

Death Wish Coffee Quick Look

I Instagrammed a photograph of the Death Wish Coffee Dave Hamilton sent to me, and several people asked me to

Whispers 2

Whispers 2

It’s been a while. Those whispers. More than a year. I’d kind of forgotten about them because the house has

Prologue Is Past

Prologue Is Past

I stripped the prologue from my novel recently. I had to do it, and that makes me tense. Let me

Mining For Pics

Mining For Pics

Been busy. Synopsis writing—have I mentioned how much I hate writing a fucking synopsis? And querying. I hate the query

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